| Partner: | I'm married... Bride: Liza |
| Closest Place: | Hell, I suppose |
| University: | Do I need one still? Oh dear! Burch's University Campus, Naivasha |
| Degree: | The psychology, problems, preferences, pervertions, pains, pleasures and progress of young Brit (and Yank!) adults |
| Ambition: | To turn into a humungus cockroach and haunt AVs |
| Kenyan School: | Too sodding many! |
| Favourite Kenyan Food: | Ugali and sukuma-wiki, with a dribble of gravy |
| Sitdown loo? | Yes |
| Running water? | Yes |
| Hot water? | Yes |
| Shower? | Yes |
| Electricity? | Yes |
| Hardcore Rating: | Immeasurable, but try (have to!) to sink to hugely lower depths of depravity when immersed into AV company |
